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Honey, I’m home.

For  the last six short months, I served as a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in the Washington Everett Mission with all of my heart, might, mind, and strength. I dearly and deeply loved each and every moment. My mission was the hardest thing that I have ever done… Continue reading Honey, I’m home.

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Sorry, but that isn’t love.

My apartment gets a magazine subscription for a previous resident. Actually, we get a lot of magazines that were intended to go to a girl that we have never met. Tonight, I was bored and started flipping through the pages looking at the pathetic excuses for clothing advertisements and smelling the overly-floral perfume samples. Let… Continue reading Sorry, but that isn’t love.

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The Book of Nicole: Chapter 2

And it came to pass that the alliances between myself and the residents of the Land of Lamprechet 402 did increase. Insomuch, that they began writing a fake sitcom which did make them laugh for many hours into the night and through much of the morning. Also, they did attend many things of their own… Continue reading The Book of Nicole: Chapter 2

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The Book of Nicole: Chapter One

1 I, Nicole, having been born of goodly parents and being highly favored of The Lord, did reach the age where it was necessary for me to ascend into the dry, wilderness-y mountains of Rexburg to gain an education and be taught in the way of my father and mother. 2 And I, Nicole, knew… Continue reading The Book of Nicole: Chapter One